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Do you like to write? Do you like $500? Then enter Timothy McSweeney column contest.

writing Competition:   Timothy McSweeney writing column contest

Eligibility:  Everyone is invited; more guidelines at www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/announcing-mcsweeneys-internet-tendencys-2014-column-contest

Contest closes: September 22, 2014 at 10 pm Eastern time.

Prizes:  top five selections will each receive a $500 lump sum and a one-year contract to write your column (twice a month or thereabouts) for McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

To join:  send your submission to columncontest@mcsweeneys.net